Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Things I Think When I Watch the Walking Dead

Zombies skulls are really fragile -  I can understand a rotted zombie that's been roaming around since the start of the plague having a sensitive cranium but even "new" zombies die from head blows less severe than ones I get bumping my head in the shower.

Why don't they just fence out the zombies again?  It seemed to work for a little while at the prison and at the Governor's town and at Terminus?  Just fence off an area and plant veggies !  Why do the survivors keep choosing to roam the woods?

Does is ever rain?  or Snow?  What are Minnesotans doing during this zombie apocalypse? A frost-bitten zombie would be a great visual addition to the show.

Jawless and handless zombies worked.  Why not try again?  I miss Michonne's domesticated walkers.  Just because they died doesn't mean you can find another 2 or 64 zombies to keep on a leash to ward off the rest?

Do fat people not become zombies?  Yet again, fat people apparently don't survive either.
I guess there was one

Are people that mean?  Would the only remaining survivors of earth really be that mean to each other?  Surely there are a few people that would band together and form a new village or something without a) becoming canabals b) following a deranged dictatorial meglamaniac c) having zombie gladiator fights d) attacking former military and government figures

Apparently kids don't become zombies too often either

The creators of Walking Dead have to be wrestling fans?  Rosita? or AJ Lee? Abraham? or is it Sheamus?
AJ Rosita
Rosita Lee

Sheamus Ford
Abraham Sheamus